Posted 7 hours ago

13cooljazz:

sun-in-busan:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

throw-tribbles-at-them:

dangdna:

jadeneffinyuki:

WE ARE SUCH A BROKEN COUNTRY

This is such an interesting breakdown/graph.

I like Minnesota

I love the murder question because Minnesota just goes totally red like “OF COURSE I FUCKING WOULDN’T WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE”

MINNESOTA FTW! 

Add one little red dot on self-confidence in New Jersey for me

(Source: maptitude1)

Posted 7 hours ago

sixpenceee:

solunais:

sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

SOURCE

"Build a hotel" they said. "It will be fun" they said. 

The start of a real life shining everyone

Posted 7 hours ago

coy00koi:

laterovaries:

larouau12:

hellomewlingquim:

'I had some very handsome friends, so I had to think of something to try to attract girls when I was a teenager.'

nailed it, i guess

He had friends who were better looking? Some how I doubt that..

I call bullshit.

But imagine the fluffy teenage Tom, sitting in a corner with wide eyes, looking at all of his buff friends talking to girls, and he just thinks they’re all more handsome than him.

Suddenly, the tall boy with the angelic curls closes his eyes, breaths in heavily, and begins to count: uh 1 and uh 2 and uh 3 and uh 4
[SPOTLIGHT ON] [TOM BREAKS INTO A 90’s DANCE NUMBER] [ALL THE GIRLS START SCREAMING]

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

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Posted 7 hours ago

mellowmarshall:

joeykoji:

Unrelated<4>

ALL”oakley”→ http://joeykoji.tumblr.com/search/oakley+

Wet hiddles….ohhh ho ho hee hee

Posted 7 hours ago
flavorsofsam:


OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

Posted 7 hours ago
beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation)

Posted 7 hours ago

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

Posted 7 hours ago

dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

Posted 7 hours ago
coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

Posted 7 hours ago

the-captains-wife:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

image

I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real

Posted 7 hours ago

milodinosaurs:

Somehow all I can think of is a itty bitty Draco Malfoy. 

(Source: people.com)

Posted 7 hours ago

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me